nyooms:

putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call

(via the-sarcastic-robot)


coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

(via davenve)


bumble-babe:

pleatedjeans:

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

I would be so happy.

bumble-babe:

pleatedjeans:

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

I would be so happy.

(via shersocks)



adel-oi-lil-brat:

baelor:

when you accidentally type ong instead of omg

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NO

(via spillingmyrhymeforfree)


spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(via shersocks)


romankyaryday:

you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew, danny devito godzilla

(via shersocks)


How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
Satchel Paige   (via asdfghjkllove)

(via imactuallyaunicorn)


mattfrombusted:

sansatyrell:

why was no one ever alarmed that sharpay and ryan sang love songs to each other

i think kelsey was

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(via johns-bloq)


a-bomb-and-a-heart:

lifehack: get a pet parrot, teach it to say this and only this

a-bomb-and-a-heart:

lifehack: get a pet parrot, teach it to say this and only this

(via imactuallyaunicorn)